Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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