What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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all the kids had fun

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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