rocky is here again.......................

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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