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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

This sentence is a lie.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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