- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what are three short words? i a am

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What? Yes.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

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