Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Pickles are powerful

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Morning wood.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Irish sobriety

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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everyone dislike this

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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