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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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