- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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