How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Lewis

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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