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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.