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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Rylan Clark

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Your life

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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