wanna hear a joke? i dont

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Albert your flies undone.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

tim has no humor

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A bar walks into a man

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

mental kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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