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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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