- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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