A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A bar walks into a man

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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tim has no humor

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Albert your flies undone.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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