Invisible Children Foundation.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is the name of the car? What

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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