What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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