pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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