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Black people stink of shite!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Kameron Brown is gay.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

can you touch your toes? no

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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