How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Democracy.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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