What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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