why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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knock knock

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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