Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Read a Book.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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