Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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knock knock come in !

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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