- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

j.p. is dumb

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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