Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A woman wears a dress.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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