- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

This sentance contains three errers

Women's rights.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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