- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

no really what are ur names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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