Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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PENIS

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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