- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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