- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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