- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Connor is homo

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **