- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's red and a cow? Red cow

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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