- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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