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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

black people

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock, knock. Door opened.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's a good joke? Not this one.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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