- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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