A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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