You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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