- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

you give like i give lomain

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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