- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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