Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Ehh

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Brain fart

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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