- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like it in the mouth

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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