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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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