can you touch your toes? no

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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PENIS

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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