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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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