If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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your no better than a cockroach

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

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