- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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