- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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