What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Women's Rights

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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