whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Guess what? Bananas

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